1 Night Stand

    I met a girl in a bar last night
    and I almost got into a fight
    the guy was big and mean and tough
    I knew if it happened it could get rough
    
    I turned back to the girl, who was quite amused
    and when I suggested we leave, she did not refuse
    it seems being big and bad, doing the Steven Segal Charade
    will rarely be of any help, when it comes to getting laid
    
    I invited her home "for breakfast" I said
    but we both knew we'd go straight to bed
    when we got to the house, it was a mess
    "I wasn't expecting company" I confessed
    
    she exclaimed over my lack of furniture
    and toured the rooms that wear my signature
    she drew conclusions from what she saw
    looking for my character like a diamonds flaw
    
    we talked for a while of love and life
    and the words ran out about 2:35
    then, lacking anything better to do
    I kissed her lips and her eyelids too
    
    we made out in the kitchen
    we made out on the floor
    I carried her to the bedroom
    so she wouldn't get sore
    
    she told me it was too hot in there
    I opened the window to let in some air
    the kisses became passioned, the clothing flew
    we proceeded to do what our bodies told us to do
    
    she was loud as a siren, she whooped, wailed, and exclaimed
    and the window was open, as I already explained
    over her noises I heard the sound of my neighbors car doors
    all coming home from the bar (it was now just past four)
    
    I grinned to myself as I realized the truth
    they could surely hear us and were grinning with mirth
    I wasn't embarrassed, I wasn't distraught
    we were not in high school, we weren't going to "get caught"
    
    when the passion was spent, and we lay quiet again
    with the night breeze playing easy over our naked skin
    with the smell of our bodies laying thick in the air
    I marvelled at the events that led to this affair
    
    we lay there for a while, feeling that things had gone all right
    she said she ought to go now, it was starting to get light
    she drove me back to my car where we had started all this fun
    and then she said goodbye and drove into the rising sun
    
    
    THC - 1994