K-Bar Encounter
I'll tell you of a girl I met
I never got her name
her age was twenty seven
and her looks were far from plain
she was sitting in a montana bar
with her new cowboy fellow
playing pool and getting drunk
with a couple from Pocatello
I walked in and joined the party
(they talk to strangers up there)
we drank our beer and told our lies
no one had a care
In the course of the entertainment
I asked this pert young lady
what course of events had placed her
in our company, oh so shady
It seems she was an executive
or manager or some such fate
with United Parcel Service
in some God awful eastern state
but one day she woke up
and Decided with a capital "D"
that United Parcel Service
was no fitting destiny
She had heard the tales of Yellowstone
of the people and the places
so she rented her house, quit her job
and headed for western spaces
She's with us for the summer
after that, she has no plan
She's living her life, day by day
hiking, laughing, and getting tan
This woman reminded me of a basic truth
for those who have the nerve
just because you live the straight and narrow
it's not too late to swerve
THC - 1994